![]() ![]() No special skills are required for this shrine, much like there are no special skills required to apply to entry level positions at, say, Buzzfeed or a publisher where you could put your degree in English Literature to good use. Simply follow the magnetic rocks to the pond where the shrine is located. Unlike the years you’re doomed to sit at a desk wondering if you’re getting ahead or falling behind in your chosen career path, The Lost Woods should only take about a minute to make your way through. Much like the opaque job market, this area will frustrate you, and you’ll feel like you aren’t making much progress. The Lost Woods themselves are even more difficult to navigate, as there is no map available at all and each wrong step you take may wrap you in a magic fog and force you to start from the beginning. If you think hard, you’ll remember how to do it. You have to look at the roads, and decide for yourself when to make a left or right. You’re old enough to remember what this was like. If you need help finding it, imagine driving back when you didn’t have a GPS. The shrine is located in the center of The Lost Woods in the North/Central area of the world map. Additionally, unlike most gaming systems, I won’t keep track of how many hours you’ve spent reading this walkthrough instead of, say, learning a language or watching your child grow up. If the fact that this game was designed for children doesn’t spoil the game for you, then this walkthrough won’t spoil it either. ![]() This walkthrough will only cover the Keo Ruug Shrine, and will not contain anything about the plot, a plot that was written for teenagers who need an escape from the drudgery of high school, not a plot for adults with expendable incomes who, if they felt like it, could be traveling the entire world right now instead of playing a video game. I hope to put this in terms anyone over 30 can understand, even though they should probably be reading anything else. Anyone above the age of 26 without a job (and I’m guessing adults with enough spare time to play this Zelda game are currently unemployed) were somehow able to navigate the website, but for some reason this puzzle is causing a hiccup in their day. People in their 30s should have other responsibilities besides playing video games, and therefore might require extra help. The 30+ crowd struggles with basics that most gamers don’t encounter because younger people are supposed to waste their time playing games so they’re not off vandalizing public property or accidentally impregnating someone. ![]() This walkthrough is specifically for one shrine only, and also intended for 30-somethings. Thank you for reading this walkthrough for the Keo Ruug Shrine in Zelda: Breath of the Wild. ![]()
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